Necrophiliacs of the world may soon have reason to rejoice!

http://now.msn.com/now/0425-egypt-dead-wife-sex.aspx?_p=8eb0f6cb-43ec-47fe-a6ee-aaa6298e7d91&_nwpt=1

The Egyptian Parliament is considering passing a law allowing bereaved husbands to legally have sex with the corpse of their wife within six hours of her death. Now, before feminists get all riled up, this law would also allow widows the same rights, though in their case, the anatomical problem would remain to be overcome…..

I’m assuming that the six hour deadline was made because after that the corpse would become too cold for the husbands to successfully complete the act, or maybe there is some scriptural reason for it, I don’t know. And will somebody please bring in some amendment to make it possible for women to actually benefit from this proposal? I mean, it’s just unfair to them to have to deal with a limp organ when all they want is a last great (?) memory.

I guess necrophiliacs over the world will soon be making a bee-line for the Egyptian embassy! Another source of tourist money for the government and maybe they might work out a way to mix this up with a modern take on mummification and what have you!

I hope President Obama, the one person above all responsible for the great Egyptian revolt that led to this new parliament is resting on his laurels in peace, knowing he has made the world a better place for one of the most extreme kinksters anywhere.

How stupid can things get before we look them in the face and say enough is enough? Desecrating the dead isn’t reason enough? Maybe the US president could enlighten us on how this proposed law would really be of benefit to the Egyptian populace?