The one upside of having constipation? “Shit doesn’t happen”
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I need to fill this up with much better content than I had populated it with earlier. Why I write a blog maybe? I started blogging in 2009 or thereabouts. I was a newly turned atheist and wanted to converse with others of the same persuasion. We're not exactly a big population group in India! It didn't go very well and I sort of lost interest, posting a few things now and then.
I got a lot more regular over the last few months and have been posting almost daily since February '15. There were many reasons why I gradually became more regular in posting, but one way or the other, here I am! So this blog has taken shape, being at different points in time my showcase, my comedy club, my art gallery, my book club, my therapist, my close friend, my innermost self....but always my little corner of the world. You are all welcome to visit and I hope you stay awhile!
A few points about me because I don't want to lead anyone on(and trust me this does become an issue more often than I'd care to admit).
I'm Indian, the brown-skinned variety; if race, ethnicity or skin colour is an issue, you don't have to get to know me any more than what you see on my blog.
I'm 40, so if age is an issue, please be informed accordingly.
I was a doctor, an ophthalmic surgeon for 10 years before I quit practice.
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Hail natural gasπππ
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Please post pun everyday, I love your pun posts πππ
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Thank you for the compliment Supercal! I’m not witty enough for a daily dose, but I try once a week! π
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come on π those shitty jokes were shitty awesome π
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Shitsome and then some? ππ
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Awe at shitsome ππ
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Hahaha!
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Are your bowels all right? We agreed that anal retentiveness is a beautiful thing.
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Metaphorically, I agree though I’ve been at the other end of that statement so I’m inclined to say eew! π
My bowels are quite alright, it’s just that these two puns came to me together, which is also ironic. π
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I have another pun about the two puns but it’s R rated. (Goes back to closet).
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There’s a link to my mail in that there closet… π
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I cannot do that to your brain. Besides, it’s Good Friday and I have to behave, sort of.
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Ah. *closes closet door and edges away*
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Also; “toilet paper lasts forever”
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And in India, you save water! π
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