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HAL is here…..

The following are spam messages I have received over the last fortnight…..Skynet anyone??? ๐Ÿ˜€

 

First off I would like to say great blog! I had a quick question in which Iโ€™d like to ask if you donโ€™t mind. I was interested to know how you center yourself and clear your mind prior to writing. I have had trouble clearing my thoughts in getting my thoughts out. I do enjoy writing however it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally lost simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or tips? Kudos!|

 

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And, Iโ€™m willing to bet any amount of cash the commentators probably never
had a shot with girls who appeared like that when they were in faculty.

 

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About hbhatnagar

I need to fill this up with much better content than I had populated it with earlier. Why I write a blog maybe? I started blogging in 2009 or thereabouts. I was a newly turned atheist and wanted to converse with others of the same persuasion. We're not exactly a big population group in India! It didn't go very well and I sort of lost interest, posting a few things now and then. I got a lot more regular over the last few months and have been posting almost daily since February '15. I was, and am suffering from depression and things had gotten out of control. I had chronicled it in my posts, but I have removed them. Not because I wanted to hide that facet of my life; if that were the case, I wouldn't be writing this. But I was lucky to come across many, many wonderful people out here who helped me. Even if it was just to post and tell me I wasn't alone. I can't tell you how thankful I am for all of you. I've tried since, to tell my own story as an attempt at catharsis (didn't work) and as a means of telling others that they weren't alone either, not in their depression, nor in their cutting or burning, nor in their thoughts of and attempts at suicide. So this blog has taken shape, being at different points in time my showcase, my comedy club, my art gallery, my book club, my therapist, my close friend, my innermost dark self....but always my little corner of the world. You are all welcome to visit and I hope you stay awhile! A few points about me because I don't want to lead anyone on. I'm Indian, the brown-skinned variety; if race, ethnicity or skin colour is an issue, you don't have to get to know me any more than what you see on my blog. I'm 40, so if age is an issue, please be informed accordingly. I was a doctor, an ophthalmic surgeon for 10 years before I quit practice. I am a depressive, have been for some time, so some things do trigger me for no rhyme or reason; I don't expect anyone to understand that this happens, just maybe accept that it does. If not, I am sorry.

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26 thoughts on “HAL is here…..

  1. Cool compliment ๐Ÿ˜ But, what’s for?

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by Amy | 02/01/2017, 7:03 AM
  2. Ha ha I’ve had similar .. their right though, great website ๐Ÿ˜„

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by Julie@frogpondfarm | 02/01/2017, 5:04 AM
  3. This blog is just the best and in my search for higher and better stumbled upon yours to which I shall be sure to bookmark and return. Wonderful display of your power of word. Happy New Year, Dr. Hb. You should see some of the shocking sex spam I get. One word. Disgusting. ๐Ÿ™‚ โค

    Liked by 2 people

    Posted by AmyRose๐ŸŒน | 01/01/2017, 8:44 PM
  4. Happy New Year. I get these too by the dozens, some pages long.

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by Victor Rakmil | 01/01/2017, 4:59 PM
  5. First of all, Happy New Year, complete with fireworks. It is amazing how many bloggers can’t recognise a SPAM comment. I got my head lopped off by someone when I was warning him not to open a link with perhaps corrupted script meant to take over his blog. I give up, really.

    Liked by 2 people

    Posted by Sabiscuit | 01/01/2017, 2:12 PM
  6. What a great web-site.

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by crow | 01/01/2017, 12:59 PM
  7. You, my friend ROCK. Happy New Year! ๐Ÿ˜Š

    Liked by 1 person

    Posted by 10000hoursleft | 01/01/2017, 11:23 AM
  8. Are these really spam messages? They don’t read bad.

    Liked by 2 people

    Posted by Maleism | 01/01/2017, 11:05 AM

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