The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts.
All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?
Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜
Dick-saster /dɪkˈzɑːstə/ (n.) – A big tragedy, the result of someone acting like a total dick (see also: cock-tastrophe)
Are guys who get circumcised worried about losing their manhood?
What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.
Are anatomy study groups all boning each other??
Know your audience people!! 😀
Do horses have nightwomen? What does that say about their character???
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….