Hand-screw (n.) – To offer someone a helping hand and then shove it up their ***.
Are bi-sexuals better at navigating because they get “directions”? (I know it’sweak, but I’m easing into it, so hold your horses! :P)
What did the sailor say when asked for directions to the nearest brothel? “Thar she blows!”
Graycist (adj.) – Anti-vanilla, someone who discriminates on the basis of sexual kinks….
Orastitute (n.) – A person who will say anything to please another, as long as there’s a profit in it. (see also – corporate w****s)
Should men be scared of women who eat meat? (I know it’s derivative)
I wonder how men can use the word f*** in a negative sense. How is “I f***ed up” a bad thing??? 😛
What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….
“Put away the handcuffs, Ms. Moneypenny,” M said in a tired voice. I asked, “what’s Bond’s age!”