Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜
Prickly (adv.) – in a way that is reminiscent of a dick. Eg. Spicer made a prickly defense against charges of nepotism in the White House.
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
I know this might get me a lot of brickbats, but isn’t menostop a more accurate term for the process?
Fletter (v.) – To use a cuss word without actually using it. Eg. “What the ‘eff’ are you doing?”
Aren’t steroid-ed athletes technically the only ones with “nuts”?
Women – “You’re gay? Sigh, the best men are either married or gay.” (small teardrop at the corner of the eye) Man – “You’re lesbian?” (small drool-drop at the corner of the mouth)
I heard he says his girlfriend’s a manicurist, she only gives hand jobs…..
Craphole – a shitty situation you just can’t get out of…
Why are diapers such good friends? Because they keep all your shit under wraps….