Who says gays are effeminate? They are literally all about the man….
Things I wonder about at night when I can’t sleep #36 “What part of a bisexual is in the closet?”
If you snatch away a dossier from a clerk, have you defiled them?
Oral sex cop-out plea #23 – “I’m vegan.”
Sex is a battlefield, you don’t want to be running half-cocked into it…
When you consider the word “necking”, the phrase “cocking his pistol” takes on a whole new meaning….
“Fake it till you make it” isn’t good advice if you’re a woman wanting to experience the big O….
I know someone who’s so homophobic he can’t jerk off…
Then there are those who do not know the difference between having a dick and being one…
Penocerebral – adj. Someone who thinks with his d***.