adult jokes

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One liner Wednesday

Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜

One liner Wednesday

There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…

Pun of the weak

Seeing how they screw customers, it’s not surprising that Sales and Marketing shortens to S&M….

One liner Wednesday

How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….

In case of earthquake….?

…..bend over???????

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

When you consider the word “necking”, the phrase “cocking his pistol” takes on a whole new meaning….