The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts.
All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?
Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜
There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…
I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.
Are guys who get circumcised worried about losing their manhood?