What do you call a person who drinks the exact per capita amount of liquor? A mean drunk.
Scotch lass/lad – (not to be confused with a bonnie Scottish lass/lad). Someone who only looks beautiful through something more warped than beer goggles…
Peg-leg (adj) – The tottering walk of a person who’s had one too many pegs of whiskey.
Unbeerable – That person even alcohol can’t make you put up with
“We all can dance, when we find a song we love.” Umm, no We all can dance when we find an alcohol we love.