The Botox song: “Don’t you know blue eyes? You never can blink…. Coz you’ve got me under your skin…” (sorry, Frank!)
Windsome (adj.) – Flatulent, one who has gaseous alimentary problems
“25 years in jail?? You were supposed to give me a sentence judge, not a paragraph!”
Rear-aid – The swift kick on the butt just when it’s really needed…
Not my own, but I had to share it! “Back in the day the only game I could play on my “Wii” was a first person shooter!” 😉 – Robin Williams
Do Countertenors earn more than bassos because they get the higher notes?
In winter, food is like the Borg – “Resistance is futile.” We will be assimilated… Sigh baba
“Results can only change when we change our consistent actions and make them habits” – Billy Cox “Consistent actions are habits, so we change our habits into habits and call that change?” – Sigh Baba
Are people who don’t listen to the grapevine also teetotalers?
Some people have a crisis when they hit mid-life, I had a mid-life when I hit a crisis.