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One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

The Botox song: “Don’t you know blue eyes? You never can blink…. Coz you’ve got me under your skin…” (sorry, Frank!)

New Word Tuesdays

Windsome (adj.) – Flatulent, one who has gaseous alimentary problems

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

“25 years in jail?? You were supposed to give me a sentence judge, not a paragraph!”

New word Tuesdays

Rear-aid – The swift kick on the butt just when it’s really needed…

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Not my own, but I had to share it! “Back in the day the only game I could play on my “Wii” was a first person shooter!” 😉 –  Robin Williams

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Do Countertenors earn more than bassos because they get the higher notes?

Sigh Baba sayeth

In winter, food is like the Borg – “Resistance is futile.” We will be assimilated… Sigh baba

Sigh Baba Sayeth #23

“Results can only change when we change our consistent actions and make them habits” – Billy Cox “Consistent actions are habits, so we change our habits into habits and call that change?” – Sigh Baba

Pun of the weak ( c. Abyssbrain)

Are people who don’t listen to the grapevine also teetotalers?

One Liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Some people have a crisis when they hit mid-life, I had a mid-life when I hit a crisis.