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Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Where do the most fussy patients reside? “Illinois”.

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

My trains of thought need better brakes…..

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Searching for wine, “Sorry, I’ve got nothing on my rack.” “Hey, I know a cosmetic surgeon who can fix that!”

One liner Wednesdays (c. Abyssbrain)

Things I learned from sitcoms #26 – Whenever a couple really wants to have sex, one of them has to have a cold!

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

It was a listless day, I had already finished all my chores…..

Sigh Baba Sayeth #20

“Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river.” – Lao Tse (?) Umm, “mountain river”….. So my options are between an avalanche and a effing glacier? 😛

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

What piece of lingerie is almost universally hated? A pink slip.

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

When the going gets tough, think of using a gentle laxative.

One Liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Someone mentioned that a patient history mentioned alcohol abuse though the person had about a bottle of wine a month. I replied leaving a bottle of wine open for a month was alcohol abuse!

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

With all the grass they imbibe, why to cattle still low??