Where do the most fussy patients reside? “Illinois”.
My trains of thought need better brakes…..
Searching for wine, “Sorry, I’ve got nothing on my rack.” “Hey, I know a cosmetic surgeon who can fix that!”
Things I learned from sitcoms #26 – Whenever a couple really wants to have sex, one of them has to have a cold!
It was a listless day, I had already finished all my chores…..
“Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river.” – Lao Tse (?) Umm, “mountain river”….. So my options are between an avalanche and a effing glacier? 😛
What piece of lingerie is almost universally hated? A pink slip.
When the going gets tough, think of using a gentle laxative.
Someone mentioned that a patient history mentioned alcohol abuse though the person had about a bottle of wine a month. I replied leaving a bottle of wine open for a month was alcohol abuse!
With all the grass they imbibe, why to cattle still low??