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Jimmy Fallon is a man with a big, big soul. How else could he sell it bit by bit every day and still have any left?
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances – Anon Um, boiling water scalds and blisters the skin, no matter what. so there! 😛 – Me
Where are patients with erectile dysfunction admitted? The infirmary.
Viking chief – “Why are the English flinging hives instead of arrows at us from the battlements?” Viking soldier – “That is their ‘plan B’ apparently…”
Finding out the purported origin of the phrase, “wrong end of the stick” is catching the wrong end of the stick; I couldn’t use it afterwards.
I wasn’t a Cubist till I started winning at the craps table….
“Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.” – Anon Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I decant. – Me
I’ve been nominated to the 3 day 3 quote challenge by Kritika. Thank you for the nomination, and I’ll try to keep to my promise regarding this one! 😉 Today’s quotes “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere … Continue reading
I’ve been nominated to the 3 day 3 quote challenge by Kritika. Thank you for the nomination, and I’ll try to keep to my promise regarding this one! 😉 Today’s quotes “Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take … Continue reading
Now I know why they call it cooking books. It takes a precise measurement, a proper order and a particular scheme for things to come out perfect. Muck up the recipe and you’re in hot water, not delicious curry.
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