Do we call celebs stars because they are also full of hot gas? 😛
Are Zoologists not offended when you call them great apes?
Arsonists must be the happiest people in hell…
What do I have in common with a wrinkled shirt? We’re both depressed….
When you consider the word “necking”, the phrase “cocking his pistol” takes on a whole new meaning….
“Fake it till you make it” isn’t good advice if you’re a woman wanting to experience the big O….
Why are spineless people so unflappable? Because they can never be taken aback..
Why do we say “that’s old news”? Why not just simply say” that’s olds? “
Why is Egypt like a fool’s paradise? Coz they’re both a gift of denial…
I know someone who’s so homophobic he can’t jerk off…