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One liner Wednesday

Do we call celebs stars because they are also full of hot gas? 😛

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Are Zoologists not offended when you call them great apes?

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Arsonists must be the happiest people in hell…

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

What do I have in common with a wrinkled shirt? We’re both depressed….

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

When you consider the word “necking”, the phrase “cocking his pistol” takes on a whole new meaning….

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

“Fake it till you make it” isn’t good advice if you’re a woman wanting to experience the big O….

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Why are spineless people so unflappable? Because they can never be taken aback..

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Why do we say “that’s old news”? Why not just simply say” that’s olds? “

Pun of the weak

Why is Egypt like a fool’s paradise? Coz they’re both a gift of denial…

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

I know someone who’s so homophobic he can’t jerk off…

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