funny lines

This tag is associated with 15 posts

One liner Wednesdays

Ever get the feeling that people who start their answer with, “Well…..” are either digging themselves into one or frantically trying to get out of one?

One liner Wednesday 

“To enjoy France a woman should know one of two things – how to speak French well…or how to French well.” – Betty White (ok, I said it, but doesn’t it sound like something she would say?) 

Something to smile at….

“Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.” by Joe Moore.

One liner Wednesdays

I’m waiting for the world to reach the “it’s so bad, it’s good” stage. Any moment now……

Pun of the weak

Are sceptics hypertensive because they take everything with a grain of salt??

One liner Wednesday

Is a hairy encounter never a close shave…….?

One liner Wednesday

How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….

One liner Wednesday (& Sigh Baba sayeth #52)

The trouble with experience is that gaining it leaves you no time for using it….. – Sigh Baba (aka me)

Sigh Baba Sayeth #44

Giving without expectation leads to receiving without limitation – Charles F. Glassman “I tried that line at a bank. Did not go down well!” 😛 – Sigh Baba (aka me)

Sigh Baba Sayeth #43

“God always leads is to where we need to be and not to where we want to be.” – Anon “God is a communist dictator?????” – Sigh Baba (aka me)