There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation… Advertisements
“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…
Ever get the feeling that people who start their answer with, “Well…..” are either digging themselves into one or frantically trying to get out of one?
If you want to succeed, get someone else to do it, remember there’s no “I” in SUCCESS! 😛
I’m waiting for the world to reach the “it’s so bad, it’s good” stage. Any moment now……
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….
What did the sailor say when asked for directions to the nearest brothel? “Thar she blows!”
“Mistakes are proof that you are trying” – Anon “Repeated mistakes are proof that you are “trying” “. 😛 – Sigh Baba (aka me)
Rude people have no trouble getting a word in sledge-wise
Every good one-liner has no riposte, every bad one has no repost.