Hurlini – That “one last cocktail” that is one too many……
Graycist (adj.) – Anti-vanilla, someone who discriminates on the basis of sexual kinks….
Vega-nazi – A militant hater of meat eaters.
Taskhole – a person who complains endlessly about every little job they’re asked to do.
Clackhole – That aisle-side cubicle nearest to the washrooms, so you can hear the clackity-clack of heels all day long……
Scotch lass/lad – (not to be confused with a bonnie Scottish lass/lad). Someone who only looks beautiful through something more warped than beer goggles…
Spinless – a person who is unable to tell a convincing lie.
Braybor – An annoying loud-mouth of a neighbor
Craperang – S**t in life that just keeps coming back at you.
Poesicule (v.) – To ridicule in rhyme. eg “The best thing to be said about Clive Is that he’s no longer alive. There is a great deal to be said, About being dead!” – Lord Byron