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New word Tuesdays

Rossing – sticking to the lame excuse you’ve already made.

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Things I wonder about at night when I can’t sleep #36 “What part of a bisexual is in the closet?”

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

“Put away the handcuffs, Ms. Moneypenny,” M said in a tired voice. I asked, “what’s Bond’s age!”

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Never say, “Go f*** yourself!” to narcissists, they take it as a compliment..

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Arsonists must be the happiest people in hell…

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Oral sex cop-out plea #23 – “I’m vegan.”

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Sex is a battlefield, you don’t want to be running half-cocked into it…

Some lines remain drawn

I know I’m an ophthalmologist and I have attempted to provide as complete health services as possible, but please do not expect me to give you advice about your dog’s corneal problems!

That’s the Power of Love (Spam meisters at it again)!

“Even though molded soccer cleats are likely to improve love power, screw-in cleats offers you a good superior effectiveness and maybe they are affordable to. You will find a further really important thing to consider, having screw-in footballing cleats”