Rossing – sticking to the lame excuse you’ve already made.
What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….
Things I wonder about at night when I can’t sleep #36 “What part of a bisexual is in the closet?”
“Put away the handcuffs, Ms. Moneypenny,” M said in a tired voice. I asked, “what’s Bond’s age!”
Never say, “Go f*** yourself!” to narcissists, they take it as a compliment..
Arsonists must be the happiest people in hell…
Oral sex cop-out plea #23 – “I’m vegan.”
Sex is a battlefield, you don’t want to be running half-cocked into it…
I know I’m an ophthalmologist and I have attempted to provide as complete health services as possible, but please do not expect me to give you advice about your dog’s corneal problems!
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