There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…
“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…
Saddest Superhero names #24 – Always Right at the End Man
Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?
I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.
Got message from a “professional resume writer” and career counsellor saying he could help me develop my professional soul. I told him I would join up immediately if he promised to teach me how to make up nonsensical terms like “professional soul”. I could almost hear him mutter something unprofessional under his breath.
Signs of old age in the internet age – 57 Your email id is simply firstname.lastname@example.org
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”?
Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically.