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One liner Wednesday 

Blind belief is a self-fulfilled prophecy 

New word Tuesdays 

Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does. 

Pun of the weak 

Why do pirates make the best buddies?  Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!? 

One liner Wednesday 

I know this might get me a lot of brickbats, but isn’t menostop a more accurate term for the process? 

New word Tuesdays 

Fork-and-spoon – The ideal third date ending for many people….. 

Pun of the weak 

What did the racist Rastafarian say?  “You ain’t the right kind of hue, man!”

Pun of the weak 

​Your theory of fire holds no water… 

One liner Wednesday 

Fabric colors are like Bobby Fischer of athletes – the fastest among them don’t run. 

One liner Wednesday 

“To enjoy France a woman should know one of two things – how to speak French well…or how to French well.” – Betty White (ok, I said it, but doesn’t it sound like something she would say?) 

New word Tuesdays 

Rejectionship – Something those unlucky in love usually are in. Also the affair between struggling authors and publishers 

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