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One liner Wednesday (whatever) 

The moving finger flips the bird

One liner Wednesday (it’s not Friday, that’s just an alternate fact) 

Given the rate at which Trump changes his statements, it has been decided that White House press briefing packages will have a “What’s hot, What’s not” section… 

Pun of the weak 

The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron… 

One liner Wednesday 

Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”? 

New word Tuesdays 

Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically. 

One liner Wednesday 

Blind belief is a self-fulfilled prophecy 

New word Tuesdays 

Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does. 

Pun of the weak 

Why do pirates make the best buddies?  Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!? 

One liner Wednesday 

I know this might get me a lot of brickbats, but isn’t menostop a more accurate term for the process? 

Pun of the weak 

What did the racist Rastafarian say?  “You ain’t the right kind of hue, man!”

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