The moving finger flips the bird
Given the rate at which Trump changes his statements, it has been decided that White House press briefing packages will have a “What’s hot, What’s not” section…
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”?
Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically.
Blind belief is a self-fulfilled prophecy
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.
Why do pirates make the best buddies? Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!?
I know this might get me a lot of brickbats, but isn’t menostop a more accurate term for the process?
What did the racist Rastafarian say? “You ain’t the right kind of hue, man!”