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Pun of the weak 

​Your theory of fire holds no water… 

One liner Wednesday 

Fabric colors are like Bobby Fischer of athletes – the fastest among them don’t run. 

Sigh Baba sayeth #61

“Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction; break the habit, talk about your joys.” – Anon For once, even mystical nonsense trumps this – “Talking about ourself is our greatest addiction.” 😛 – Sigh Baba

Sigh Baba sayeth #59

“When the student is ready, the teacher will appear” – Buddha “When the student is not ready a Trump university agent will appear” – Sigh Baba

Pun of the weak 

Do seamen aspire to a “C” grade? 

Sigh Baba Sayeth #53

“When I lost all my excuses, I found my results.” – Anon “…and when I lost my results, I found all my excuses?” 😛 – Sigh Baba

One liner Wednesday

Now that every Tommy boy and his uncle has a camera-phone on them at all times, where are the innumerable pictures of UFOs, Nessie, Bigfoot, Yeti and so on that should be flooding in to prove beyond a doubt that these exist? Are you telling me that the only thing we needed to do to … Continue reading

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One liner Wednesday 

​Two places you find cubicles… Offices and toilets. Coincidence? 

New Word Tuesdays

Fluster-fuck (n.) /ˈflʌstəfʌk/ – To get confused and choose the worst possible option. (eg. what the US electorate possibly did on the 8th of November)

Pun of the weak 

Did you hear about the comic who’s best joke fell flat?  It was a mishappuning. 

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