Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?
I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”?
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.
Why do pirates make the best buddies? Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!?
Did you hear about the comic who’s best joke fell flat? It was a mishappuning.
Will Hillary going to jail in a Donald presidency be another example of trumped up charges ?
Do couples take their infants with them to restaurants because they are in the mood for some whining and dining?
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….