Dick-saster /dɪkˈzɑːstə/ (n.) – A big tragedy, the result of someone acting like a total dick (see also: cock-tastrophe)
Prickly (adv.) – in a way that is reminiscent of a dick. Eg. Spicer made a prickly defense against charges of nepotism in the White House.
Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically.
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.
Fork-and-spoon – The ideal third date ending for many people…..
Youh – a meh moment, entirely because of the other person being such a terrible bore.
Rejectionship – Something those unlucky in love usually are in. Also the affair between struggling authors and publishers
Actively Uncyclopedic – Someone who has no knowledge about the topic in question, but won’t hesitate to give an “considered” opinion
Snoration (n.) – /snˈreɪʃ(ə)n/ – A speech so boring that it induces sleep
Hurlini – That “one last cocktail” that is one too many……