Graycist (adj.) – Anti-vanilla, someone who discriminates on the basis of sexual kinks….
Orastitute (n.) – A person who will say anything to please another, as long as there’s a profit in it. (see also – corporate w****s)
Vega-nazi – A militant hater of meat eaters.
No-stache – That thin, wispy growth that looks like the man probably forgot to wash his face after dinner…
Daycation – A short, weekend trip.
Taskhole – a person who complains endlessly about every little job they’re asked to do.
Clackhole – That aisle-side cubicle nearest to the washrooms, so you can hear the clackity-clack of heels all day long……
Craphole – a shitty situation you just can’t get out of…
Polychotomous (adj.) – Going in any number of directions. Eg. This blog
Euphewmism – the better sounding word that you think of just in time to avoid an unpleasant situation…..