Scotch lass/lad – (not to be confused with a bonnie Scottish lass/lad). Someone who only looks beautiful through something more warped than beer goggles…
Rossing – sticking to the lame excuse you’ve already made.
Depent (v.) – To realize you didn’t do anything wrong after all. (eg., “I depent because WE WERE ON A BREAK!!”)
Spinless – a person who is unable to tell a convincing lie.
Braybor – An annoying loud-mouth of a neighbor
Peg-leg (adj) – The tottering walk of a person who’s had one too many pegs of whiskey.
Pexting – Constantly sending someone unwanted text messages….
Windsome (adj.) – Flatulent, one who has gaseous alimentary problems
Rhettify (v.) – To tell someone you don’t give a damn to them.
Platoholic (adj) /pləˈtəˈhɒlɪk/ – Someone who philosophises when drunk.