Dick-saster /dɪkˈzɑːstə/ (n.) – A big tragedy, the result of someone acting like a total dick (see also: cock-tastrophe)
Prickly (adv.) – in a way that is reminiscent of a dick. Eg. Spicer made a prickly defense against charges of nepotism in the White House.
Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically.
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.
Fork-and-spoon – The ideal third date ending for many people…..
Youh – a meh moment, entirely because of the other person being such a terrible bore.
Huperson – because you can never be too PC.
Rejectionship – Something those unlucky in love usually are in. Also the affair between struggling authors and publishers
Fletter (v.) – To use a cuss word without actually using it. Eg. “What the ‘eff’ are you doing?”
Fluster-fuck (n.) /ˈflʌstəfʌk/ – To get confused and choose the worst possible option. (eg. what the US electorate possibly did on the 8th of November)