Trumpate (v.) /trʌmpeɪt/ – To pompously talk about something a person has no idea about.
x-y triangulation – a conclusion based on incomplete data.
Screen-eyes – That furtive look when one tries so hard not to glimpse at their phone….
Actively Uncyclopedic – Someone who has no knowledge about the topic in question, but won’t hesitate to give an “considered” opinion
Snoration (n.) – /snˈreɪʃ(ə)n/ – A speech so boring that it induces sleep
Hurlini – That “one last cocktail” that is one too many……
Graycist (adj.) – Anti-vanilla, someone who discriminates on the basis of sexual kinks….
Orastitute (n.) – A person who will say anything to please another, as long as there’s a profit in it. (see also – corporate w****s)
Vega-nazi – A militant hater of meat eaters.
No-stache – That thin, wispy growth that looks like the man probably forgot to wash his face after dinner…