Nutwork – What most network channels have devolved to these days. Also many youtube channels.
Prickly (adv.) – in a way that is reminiscent of a dick. Eg. Spicer made a prickly defense against charges of nepotism in the White House.
Hicster – Someone who pretends he gets drunk ironically.
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.
Fork-and-spoon – The ideal third date ending for many people…..
Rejectionship – Something those unlucky in love usually are in. Also the affair between struggling authors and publishers
Fluster-fuck (n.) /ˈflʌstəfʌk/ – To get confused and choose the worst possible option. (eg. what the US electorate possibly did on the 8th of November)
Trumpate (v.) /trʌmpeɪt/ – To pompously talk about something a person has no idea about.
Screen-eyes – That furtive look when one tries so hard not to glimpse at their phone….
Actively Uncyclopedic – Someone who has no knowledge about the topic in question, but won’t hesitate to give an “considered” opinion