Windsome (adj.) – Flatulent, one who has gaseous alimentary problems
Platoholic (adj) /pləˈtəˈhɒlɪk/ – Someone who philosophises when drunk.
Craperang – S**t in life that just keeps coming back at you.
Poesicule (v.) – To ridicule in rhyme. eg “The best thing to be said about Clive Is that he’s no longer alive. There is a great deal to be said, About being dead!” – Lord Byron
Gluteate (v.) /ˈɡluːtɪt/ – To talk through your ass