non veg jokes

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Pun of the weak

What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.

One liner Wednesday 

Women – “You’re gay? Sigh, the best men are either married or gay.” (small teardrop at the corner of the eye)  Man – “You’re lesbian?” (small drool-drop at the corner of the mouth) 

Pun of the weak

Do horses have nightwomen? What does that say about their character???

One liner Wednesday

How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….

One Liner Wednesday (adult humor warning)

What did the sailor say when asked for directions to the nearest brothel? “Thar she blows!”

Pun of the weak (adult humour, you have been warned)

I heard he says his girlfriend’s a manicurist, she only gives hand jobs…..

One liner Wednesdays

I wonder how men can use the word f*** in a negative sense. How is “I f***ed up” a bad thing??? 😛

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….

(YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!) Very adult and definitely rated 25 and above.

*This area left blank intentionally* “Pleasure is always derived from something outside, whereas joy comes from within.” – Eckhart Tolle Pleasure is sex, and joy is the orgasmic ejaculate?” – Sigh baba