What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.
Women – “You’re gay? Sigh, the best men are either married or gay.” (small teardrop at the corner of the eye) Man – “You’re lesbian?” (small drool-drop at the corner of the mouth)
Do horses have nightwomen? What does that say about their character???
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….
What did the sailor say when asked for directions to the nearest brothel? “Thar she blows!”
I heard he says his girlfriend’s a manicurist, she only gives hand jobs…..
I wonder how men can use the word f*** in a negative sense. How is “I f***ed up” a bad thing??? 😛
What do you call a concubine who only performs oral s**? A headmistress, of course….
*This area left blank intentionally* “Pleasure is always derived from something outside, whereas joy comes from within.” – Eckhart Tolle Pleasure is sex, and joy is the orgasmic ejaculate?” – Sigh baba