Your theory of fire holds no water…
Now that every Tommy boy and his uncle has a camera-phone on them at all times, where are the innumerable pictures of UFOs, Nessie, Bigfoot, Yeti and so on that should be flooding in to prove beyond a doubt that these exist? Are you telling me that the only thing we needed to do to … Continue reading
Two places you find cubicles… Offices and toilets. Coincidence?
I don’t make mean puns, I strive for above average at the least..
Aren’t steroid-ed athletes technically the only ones with “nuts”?
Women – “You’re gay? Sigh, the best men are either married or gay.” (small teardrop at the corner of the eye) Man – “You’re lesbian?” (small drool-drop at the corner of the mouth)
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….
To the guys who say “miaow” when a woman makes a mean remark, would you please go “woof woof” when a man does the same? 😛
Rude people have no trouble getting a word in sledge-wise
Some people’s minds are out to lunch from breakfast to dinner….