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Pun of the weak 

​Your theory of fire holds no water… 

One liner Wednesday

Now that every Tommy boy and his uncle has a camera-phone on them at all times, where are the innumerable pictures of UFOs, Nessie, Bigfoot, Yeti and so on that should be flooding in to prove beyond a doubt that these exist? Are you telling me that the only thing we needed to do to … Continue reading

One liner Wednesday 

​Two places you find cubicles… Offices and toilets. Coincidence? 

Pun of the weak 

I don’t make mean puns, I strive for above average at the least.. 

One liner Wednesday 

Aren’t steroid-ed athletes technically the only ones with “nuts”? 

One liner Wednesday 

Women – “You’re gay? Sigh, the best men are either married or gay.” (small teardrop at the corner of the eye)  Man – “You’re lesbian?” (small drool-drop at the corner of the mouth) 

One liner Wednesday

How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….

One liner Wednesday 

To the guys who say “miaow” when a woman makes a mean remark, would you please go “woof woof” when a man does the same? 😛

One liner Wednesday

Rude people have no trouble getting a word in sledge-wise

One liner Wednesday

Some people’s minds are out to lunch from breakfast to dinner….

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