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The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts.
All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?
There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…
“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…
Ever get the feeling that people who start their answer with, “Well…..” are either digging themselves into one or frantically trying to get out of one?
If you want to succeed, get someone else to do it, remember there’s no “I” in SUCCESS! 😛
When I see the sign, “No shoes, no shirt, no service”, I have this urge to ask the maitre’d if in that case it would be ok if I walked into the kitchen and helped myself…….
“Fake it till you make it” isn’t good advice if you’re a woman wanting to experience the big O….
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