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One liner Wednesday (yeah it’s Friday) – gross-out warning

The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts.

One liner Wednesday

All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?

One liner Wednesday

There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…

One liner Wednesday

“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…

One liner Wednesdays

Ever get the feeling that people who start their answer with, “Well…..” are either digging themselves into one or frantically trying to get out of one?

One liner Wednesday

If you want to succeed, get someone else to do it, remember there’s no “I” in SUCCESS! 😛

One liner Wednesday 

When I see the sign, “No shoes, no shirt, no service”, I have this urge to ask the maitre’d if in that case it would be ok if I walked into the kitchen and helped myself……. 

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

“Fake it till you make it” isn’t good advice if you’re a woman wanting to experience the big O….