Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?
It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…
What did the kid face at home after failing in Algebra? The after-math. (dedicated to “bays in bars”)
Are guys who get circumcised worried about losing their manhood?
What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.
Seeing how they screw customers, it’s not surprising that Sales and Marketing shortens to S&M….
Are anatomy study groups all boning each other??
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
Why do pirates make the best buddies? Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!?
What did the racist Rastafarian say? “You ain’t the right kind of hue, man!”