Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?
It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…
What did the kid face at home after failing in Algebra? The after-math. (dedicated to “bays in bars”)
What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.
Seeing how they screw customers, it’s not surprising that Sales and Marketing shortens to S&M….
If you want to succeed, get someone else to do it, remember there’s no “I” in SUCCESS! 😛
Are anatomy study groups all boning each other??
The moving finger flips the bird
The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron…
Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.