silly jokes

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Pun of the weak

Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?

Pun of the weak

It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…

Pun of the weak

What did the kid face at home after failing in Algebra? The after-math. (dedicated to “bays in bars”)

Pun of the weak

What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.

Pun of the weak

Seeing how they screw customers, it’s not surprising that Sales and Marketing shortens to S&M….

One liner Wednesday

If you want to succeed, get someone else to do it, remember there’s no “I” in SUCCESS! 😛

Pun of the weak

Are anatomy study groups all boning each other??

One liner Wednesday (whatever) 

The moving finger flips the bird

Pun of the weak 

The name “Jackson” seems quite an oxymoron… 

New word Tuesdays 

Omnitard – Someone equally inept at everything s/he does.