Why do pirates make the best buddies? Coz after all, what is a friend but a fiend with an Arrrrh!?
What did the racist Rastafarian say? “You ain’t the right kind of hue, man!”
Do seamen aspire to a “C” grade?
“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it is about learning to dance in the rain” – Anon ..after that life is about trying to survive pneumonia….- Sigh Baba
“If you want comfortable journey of life, reduce the luggage of expectations.” – Anon No, you buy a better car… — Sigh Baba
Two places you find cubicles… Offices and toilets. Coincidence?
Did you hear about the comic who’s best joke fell flat? It was a mishappuning.
Trumpate (v.) /trʌmpeɪt/ – To pompously talk about something a person has no idea about.
Will Hillary going to jail in a Donald presidency be another example of trumped up charges ?
I don’t make mean puns, I strive for above average at the least..