Why did the atheist lose against his uber-strong opponent? He didn’t have a prayer…..
Are sceptics hypertensive because they take everything with a grain of salt??
Aren’t steroid-ed athletes technically the only ones with “nuts”?
Do couples take their infants with them to restaurants because they are in the mood for some whining and dining?
Do horses have nightwomen? What does that say about their character???
How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….
Hand-screw (n.) – To offer someone a helping hand and then shove it up their ***.
Are bi-sexuals better at navigating because they get “directions”? (I know it’sweak, but I’m easing into it, so hold your horses! :P)
What did the Merry man tell Robin when the Sheriff of Nottingham packed up and left? “There goes the neighbor, Hood.”
Why are diapers such good friends? Because they keep all your shit under wraps….