silly jokes

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 14/10/2016 ⋅ 2 Comments

Why did the atheist lose against his uber-strong opponent? He didn’t have a prayer…..

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 07/10/2016 ⋅ 4 Comments

Are sceptics hypertensive because they take everything with a grain of salt??

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 05/10/2016 ⋅ 3 Comments

Aren’t steroid-ed athletes technically the only ones with “nuts”?

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 30/09/2016 ⋅ 8 Comments

Do couples take their infants with them to restaurants because they are in the mood for some whining and dining?

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 23/09/2016 ⋅ 2 Comments

Do horses have nightwomen? What does that say about their character???

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 14/09/2016 ⋅ Leave a comment

How come no adult store chain ever thought of naming themselves Hornucopia? I mean it’s right there….

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 06/09/2016 ⋅ 9 Comments

Hand-screw (n.) – To offer someone a helping hand and then shove it up their ***.

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 02/09/2016 ⋅ Leave a comment

Are bi-sexuals better at navigating because they get “directions”? (I know it’sweak, but I’m easing into it, so hold your horses! :P)

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 10/06/2016 ⋅ 4 Comments

What did the Merry man tell Robin when the Sheriff of Nottingham packed up and left? “There goes the neighbor, Hood.”

Posted by hbhatnagar ⋅ 13/05/2016 ⋅ 3 Comments

Why are diapers such good friends? Because they keep all your shit under wraps….