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Pun of the weak

Should men be scared of women who eat meat? (I know it’s derivative)

New word Tuesdays

Clackhole – That aisle-side cubicle nearest to the washrooms, so you can hear the clackity-clack of heels all day long……

For Skywalker haters

May the Sith be with you

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

I’m so constipated I can’t write shit…….

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

“Put away the handcuffs, Ms. Moneypenny,” M said in a tired voice. I asked, “what’s Bond’s age!”

Ode to an unfinished memory..

New Word Tuesdays

Windsome (adj.) – Flatulent, one who has gaseous alimentary problems

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Arsonists must be the happiest people in hell…

Clever!

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Sex is a battlefield, you don’t want to be running half-cocked into it…