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New Word Tuesdays

Craperang – S**t in life that just keeps coming back at you.

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Why are sadists such good conversationalists? Because they understand the text and the sub-text….

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Why did the smith go to war? The time had come to test his mettle.

One Liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

People who refuse to eat salads with their steaks are just being fashionable, reds and greens don’t mix, people!

New Word Tuesdays

Gluteate (v.) /ˈɡluːtɪt/ – To talk through your ass

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

No lines today, I’m going in circles

New Word Tuesdays

Carboxymorons – Really toxic idiots…..

Pun of the weak (c. Abyssbrain)

Why are all the people illiterate in a Marxist utopia? Because it’s class-less….

Targeted advertising

Dear limeroad.com, While it’s true that I have been in touch with the feminine side of me, I haven’t taken it far enough to want to buy “Nine essential pieces of lingerie” that I just must have. Camisoles and baby-doll nighties truly aren’t my thing, on anyone, upto and including mannequins….

One liner Wednesday (c. Abyssbrain)

Why do we say “that’s old news”? Why not just simply say” that’s olds? “

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