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One liner Wednesday (yeah it’s Friday) – gross-out warning

The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts. Advertisements

One liner Wednesday

All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?

One liner Wednesday

Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜

One liner Wednesday

There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…

One liner Wednesday

“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…

One liner Wednesday

Saddest Superhero names #24 – Always Right at the End Man

Pun of the weak

Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?

One liner Wednesday

I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.

Pun of the weak

It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…

And now…this

Got message from a “professional resume writer” and career counsellor saying he could help me develop my professional soul. I told him I would join up immediately if he promised to teach me how to make up nonsensical terms like “professional soul”. I could almost hear him mutter something unprofessional under his breath.

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