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And now…this

Got message from a “professional resume writer” and career counsellor saying he could help me develop my professional soul. I told him I would join up immediately if he promised to teach me how to make up nonsensical terms like “professional soul”. I could almost hear him mutter something unprofessional under his breath. Advertisements

One liner Wednesday

Signs of old age in the internet age – 57 Your email id is simply yourname@gmail.com

New Word Tuesdays

Dick-saster /dɪkˈzɑːstə/ (n.) – A big tragedy, the result of someone acting like a total dick (see also: cock-tastrophe)

Pun of the weak

What does Trump’s tramp-stamp say? “Put~in”

Thinking aloud

Sometimes I think I’m a lot less noblesse than I am oblige….

One liner Wednesday 

It’s no wonder India’s been winning medals in wrestling, we even treat driving as a contact sport. 

Pun of the Weak

Are guys who get circumcised worried about losing their manhood?

New word Tuesdays

Nutwork – What most network channels have devolved to these days. Also many youtube channels.

One liner Wednesdays

Ever get the feeling that people who start their answer with, “Well…..” are either digging themselves into one or frantically trying to get out of one?

Pun of the weak

What do you call a German dildo? The Exact-O.