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The problem with democracy is that if you give every asshole an equal voice, all you’ll hear is farts.
All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?
Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜
There’s a town so inbred, they can only play One Degree of Separation…
“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…
Saddest Superhero names #24 – Always Right at the End Man
Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?
I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.
It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…
Got message from a “professional resume writer” and career counsellor saying he could help me develop my professional soul. I told him I would join up immediately if he promised to teach me how to make up nonsensical terms like “professional soul”. I could almost hear him mutter something unprofessional under his breath.
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