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One liner Wednesday

Saddest Superhero names #24 – Always Right at the End Man Advertisements

Pun of the weak

Was the person who invented the modern toilet the first one to be flush with money?

One liner Wednesday

I separated from my wife due to creative differences: she kept dreaming up new reasons to fight.

Pun of the weak

It was after they both turned to alcoholism that they realized that their marriage was on the rocks…

And now…this

Got message from a “professional resume writer” and career counsellor saying he could help me develop my professional soul. I told him I would join up immediately if he promised to teach me how to make up nonsensical terms like “professional soul”. I could almost hear him mutter something unprofessional under his breath.

One liner Wednesday

Signs of old age in the internet age – 57 Your email id is simply yourname@gmail.com

New Word Tuesdays

Dick-saster /dɪkˈzɑːstə/ (n.) – A big tragedy, the result of someone acting like a total dick (see also: cock-tastrophe)

Pun of the weak

What does Trump’s tramp-stamp say? “Put~in”

Thinking aloud

Sometimes I think I’m a lot less noblesse than I am oblige….

One liner Wednesday 

It’s no wonder India’s been winning medals in wrestling, we even treat driving as a contact sport.