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One liner Wednesday

All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right? Advertisements

One liner Wednesday

Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? ūüėú

One liner Wednesday

“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…

One liner Wednesday (it’s not Friday, that’s just an alternate fact)¬†

Given the rate at which Trump changes his statements, it has been decided that White House press briefing packages will have a “What’s hot, What’s not” section… 

One liner Wednesday 

Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”? 

One liner Wednesday 

Fabric colors are like Bobby Fischer of athletes – the fastest among them don’t run. 

One liner Wednesday 

“To enjoy France a woman should know one of two things – how to speak French well…or how to French well.” – Betty White (ok, I said it, but doesn’t it sound like something she would say?) 

One liner Wednesday 

Most people in office are busy doing stats…. Staring Thoughtfully At The Screen…. 

One liner Wednesdays

I’m waiting for the world to reach the “it’s so bad, it’s good” stage. Any moment now……

One liner Wednesday

Another reason why old people don’t understand emoji – An eggplant denotes meat….

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