All you people enjoying bird plumage in the mating season do realize this is just the male birds’ version of sending d*** pics, right?
Do we call them c***s and p*****s because for all its strutting around, the poor bird is shit scared of the feline? 😜
“When it comes to loyalty, he is next to none” isn’t always a compliment…
Given the rate at which Trump changes his statements, it has been decided that White House press briefing packages will have a “What’s hot, What’s not” section…
Did Donald Trump run for the election because he misheard POTUS as “Poke-us”?
Fabric colors are like Bobby Fischer of athletes – the fastest among them don’t run.
“To enjoy France a woman should know one of two things – how to speak French well…or how to French well.” – Betty White (ok, I said it, but doesn’t it sound like something she would say?)
Most people in office are busy doing stats…. Staring Thoughtfully At The Screen….
I’m waiting for the world to reach the “it’s so bad, it’s good” stage. Any moment now……
Another reason why old people don’t understand emoji – An eggplant denotes meat….