What does Trump’s tramp-stamp say? “Put~in”
Given the rate at which Trump changes his statements, it has been decided that White House press briefing packages will have a “What’s hot, What’s not” section…
Another reason why old people don’t understand emoji – An eggplant denotes meat….
“Mistakes are proof that you are trying” – Anon “Repeated mistakes are proof that you are “trying” “. 😛 – Sigh Baba (aka me)
When I see the sign, “No shoes, no shirt, no service”, I have this urge to ask the maitre’d if in that case it would be ok if I walked into the kitchen and helped myself…….
Why are mosquitoes better than family? They, both, are annoying and they carry your blood…..but you can squash a mosquito.